Backyard Chickens Pillows

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"She wishes to range free!"

Aprons

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

Licensed to grill.

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Well-done, alright?"

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Dogs and Chickens

Egg!

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."