Backyard Cook Pillows

'Steak too tough, George?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Aprons

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'