Backyard Cook Gifts

'Steak too tough, George?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

His New Grillfriend

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Ode to a Grill

Aprons

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."