Outdoor Cooking Gifts

The King Can Do No Wrong

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Now you can surf and turf.'

"Nothing to worry about, Honey, just a little flare-up!"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'When I said I wanted to go out to eat, I meant farther out.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"Please hug me."

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

Who wants theirs well done?

'Come and get it!'

An angry barbecue.

Dangerous Griller

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'That dog is not taking the invisible fence seriously.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Do you do catering?"

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"I know you love to bar-b-que, honey....but you just can't barbeque spaghetti!"

Ode to a Grill

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

'Fred, everybody is here!'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

' So tell us Luc, how'd you get so darned good on the grill?!'

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Barbecue in the snow.

"I've just barbecued my head again."