Outdoor Chefs Gifts

Wacky Weather.

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Sausages.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Holiday Supplies

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."