Outdoor Chef With Room For Improvement Gifts

"First barbecue?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Sausages.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Aprons

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'