Outdoor Chef Gifts

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Propane ran out.'

"It says here that if your gas barbecue hasn't been used all winter, you should check it over thoroughly before lighting it for the first time!"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"

Who wants theirs well done?

Dog waits for barbecue.

A modern test of manhood.

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

Barbeque Silhouette Identifier.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

Barbecue in the snow.

Ode to a Grill

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Raccoons evolve from compost to BBQ.

"Who like 'em well done?"

'We'll have to eat out tonight - I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Here's to another Lag B'Omer of eating meat that is burnt on the outside and raw on the inside, with our faces blackened by smoke!"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'Yum, yum...hot off the grill!'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

Candlelit dinner.

King Henry VIII Barbeque: 'Come 'N' Get it!'

"The idea of a solar-BBQ seemed good..."

'Mom slipped a healthy one in so it's kind of like playing hot dog roulette.'

'The grill senses the impending winter."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.