Outdoor Cook Gifts

'Let's barbeque tonight.'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

BBQ

Wife with frying pan waits for hubby to catch fish.

Risk Factor.

"The only thing good about grilling in winter is the ice in my scotch melts slower."

"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Family Barbecue

"Amateur!"

I'm the Chef

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Sausages.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

His New Grillfriend

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Holiday Supplies

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."