Cooking Outdoors Gifts

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Sausages.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

His New Grillfriend

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"You like yours well done, right?"

Holiday Supplies

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Come and get it!"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'