Wilderness Cooking Gifts

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Sausages.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

His New Grillfriend

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Holiday Supplies

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Come and get it!"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Come and get it!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."