Wild Game Cook Gifts

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Holiday Supplies

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Pan Extension Chord

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

'Researching the opossum article.'

Wife with frying pan waits for hubby to catch fish.

Roadkill Restaurant

Cannibal recipes.

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

Pizza Rescue.

Family Barbecue

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Appetizer is almost done."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Vulture declines fresh food.

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.