Wild Food Enthusiast Gifts

Mushroom Foraging

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

6 Brothers Falafel

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Eat me"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Holiday Supplies

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Tzatzikicicle

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Phew, that was close."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"They know me here."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Culture clash