Raw Food Enthusiast Gifts

"Who wants a little treat tartare?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Vegetarian Birds

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

'What are you eating now?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Thermidor Dali

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Snacks for Learners

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Sawdust.

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."