Raw Food Daredevil Gifts

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Gigot de sept heures."

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"More?"

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

The mission: Impossible burger.

Funky Chef 2

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'What the devil is that?

'Not whale stew again.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'