Raw Food Daredevil Mugs

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Party time.

'It's my favorite.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"I'm unable to process this image."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Funky Chef 2

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Roadkill Restaurant

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'What the devil is that?

'Not whale stew again.'