Raw Food Devotee Mugs

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Sawdust.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

"I think we should get a dog."

"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"

Paleo-to-go

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

"Let me guess: that carrot came from the community garden, not the supermarket..."

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

Shopping for Organic Food

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Eat your stem cells!"

"You think I'm a raw-foodist by choice?"

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

"Give us this day our daily gluten-free sliced white ciabatta."

'I'm all for a healthy diet,too, but once in a while couldn't we eat something a cow wouldn't eat?'

"I can tell you're enjoying your alternative-meat burger. Look at the beet juice running down your chin!"

Mushroom Foraging

"Gracie, I think you're too young to be a vegetarian..."

"You realize you're eating pure cyanide, right?"

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'Oh... I assure you... no animals were harmed in making these delicious porky worky sausages.'

'It wasn't long ago that our big worry was insect parts.'