Alternative-meat Aficionado Mugs

"I can tell you're enjoying your alternative-meat burger. Look at the beet juice running down your chin!"

Vegetarian Birds

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"You had me at alternative milk."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

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Family Butcher.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"Veal or non-veal?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Down on Her.

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"We're making progress."

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

Cooked rare.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

"Bull, 6 cents a pound"

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

Too rare perhaps?

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'I didn't say I wanted my beef on the side. I said I wanted a side of beef.'

"Everything here is very fresh."