Raw Food Devotee Pillows

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Sawdust.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"I think we should get a dog."

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Paleo-to-go

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Shopping for Organic Food

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"Let me guess: that carrot came from the community garden, not the supermarket..."

"You think I'm a raw-foodist by choice?"

"I can tell you're enjoying your alternative-meat burger. Look at the beet juice running down your chin!"

"Give us this day our daily gluten-free sliced white ciabatta."

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

'I'm all for a healthy diet,too, but once in a while couldn't we eat something a cow wouldn't eat?'

Mushroom Foraging

"You realize you're eating pure cyanide, right?"

"Gracie, I think you're too young to be a vegetarian..."

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'It wasn't long ago that our big worry was insect parts.'

'Oh... I assure you... no animals were harmed in making these delicious porky worky sausages.'

"Who wants a little treat tartare?"