Wholefood Aficionado Mugs

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'What are you eating now?'

"Your meal sounded nice."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Thermidor Dali

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Diet considerations.'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'