Natural Foods Enthusiast Mugs

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Queen of Quinoa

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Your meal sounded nice."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Thermidor Dali

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Organic

Stuffing the turkey.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Diet considerations.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."