Health Food Enthusiast Mugs

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

'Hi, my name's Krystyn, and I'll be the nutritionist liaison to your waiter tonight.'

"I'll trade you my soy milk for your wheatgrass juice."

Pinocchio's Diner

The day the salad got tossed

"Why am I eating oatmeal for breakfast when we goby 20 fast food places on the way to school..."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Claiming turmeric has health benefits is one thing—proving it is another."

Pro-Active Yogurt

37 Servings of Vegetables a Day!

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

Montana Health Food: 'BEEF 'N' BRAN SALOON, breakfast, lunch, dinner.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'The stems are better for you.'

"I plant the kale back there to keep hipsters out of the good stuff!"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Are you sure this is gluten free?"

'We squeeze in more pulp and suddenly we're health food!'

no offence, but I just can't buy food with a shelf life longer than my life expectancy.

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'Put some brain food in there.'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'My doctor said eating carrots is good for my health.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'We no longer serve trans-fats. Would you like some lettuce broth?'

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

"So, what's your nutritional information?"

"Hey, this is a veggie pizza!"

"We're really trying to win over the male consumer."

The real reason salad aids weight loss

No Dogs Allowed

"My son refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."