Natural Food Fanatic Mugs

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

Benihana style of cooking.

Queen of Quinoa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

The Streets - Night

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'What are you eating now?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Planting veggies

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"