Seafood Daredevil Gifts

"Okay, you were right. I shouldn't have eaten that dead jellyfish that washed up on the beach."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'It's my favorite.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"How's the salmon?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

A man and baby wearing bibs

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"I'm unable to process this image."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"