Seafood Adventurers Gifts

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

Come dine with me!

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Before/After

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'