Seafood Adventurers Mugs

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

Come dine with me!

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

6 Brothers Falafel

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Your lobster was off!

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Before/After

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.