Seafood Enthusiast Mugs

"Excuse me, we're out of water."

Shellfish seller changes sales pitch.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."

Hermit crab to snail: '...And that's my life story in a nutshell.'

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'Are we tired of being salad? Are we tired of being cocktails? Are we tired of being bait?'

'Let's go to the Mediterranean. The Mediterranean diet's good for us.'

A street salesman selling winkles.

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

'We're all about options around here.'

"... and Catch of the Day for you, sir?"

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

'I was thinking maybe seafood.'

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

Food Chain - Fish being eaten by can of Tuna

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

'Look at those cheeks, and me stuck in here with my pincers tied.'

"O.K., O.K., ... I'm a prawn who made it big. Shrimp just sounds better."

'Over linguini, please.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Would you mind popping this octopus back under the grill for a few minutes.'

Fish labeling.

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

Fish squirts man who chose it as his meal.

Kitchen.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

'You will have my dead body but not my obedience.'

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

"Today is catch-your-own day."