Seafood Fanatic Mugs

'Uh...Frank? Ixnay on the bottom-feeder jokes...'

King Neptune / neptune getting clunked on the head by an anchor from a boat above.

'Yes, sorry, no more cod.'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"But that is the surprise, sir - no lobster."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Your lobster was off!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"How's the salmon?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."