Seafood Enthusiast Prints

"Excuse me, we're out of water."

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."

Hermit crab to snail: '...And that's my life story in a nutshell.'

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'Let's go to the Mediterranean. The Mediterranean diet's good for us.'

'Are we tired of being salad? Are we tired of being cocktails? Are we tired of being bait?'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

"... and Catch of the Day for you, sir?"

Food Chain - Fish being eaten by can of Tuna

A street salesman selling winkles.

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."

'We're all about options around here.'

'I was thinking maybe seafood.'

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

'Wait! First count to ten. Then start counting calories.'

The Oyster's my world.

No one could figure out why business was off.

"O.K., O.K., ... I'm a prawn who made it big. Shrimp just sounds better."

'Have you got pre-chewed squid?'

'I think you'd enjoy the king crab, sir.'

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'Our food doesn't have to be dolphin-safe, sir -- dolphins never eat here.'

'I think you'll agree, sir. They don't come much fresher than that.'

'I'll have the pure water.'

'You will have my dead body but not my obedience.'