Seafood Seeker Mugs

'I'll have the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a and chips.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."