Seafood Daredevil Prints

"Okay, you were right. I shouldn't have eaten that dead jellyfish that washed up on the beach."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'It's my favorite.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"I'm unable to process this image."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"