Raw Food Fans Gifts

Paleo-to-go

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Freshest ice cream in town!

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Planting veggies

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Sushi Train Spotters

I am to blame.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Man on Stilts in a Market

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

'I'm organic.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Fast Food Sacrifice