Fresh Meat Fans Gifts

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

'Steak Ted?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Important Food Groups

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Cow of BEEF

Planting veggies

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Platter confusion.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Family Butcher.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

I don

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

*=Hotdog

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'