Fresh Meat Fans Prints

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

'Steak Ted?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Important Food Groups

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

Planting veggies

Platter confusion.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

*=Hotdog

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'