Livestock Fan Prints

Herd of Holsteins and a herd of hairstylists

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Yoyo sheep

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Cheesie Rider

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Sick Rancher Humor

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'This is a real barnburner.'

The Cattle show Week.

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'