Raw Food Fans T-Shirts

Paleo-to-go

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Planting veggies

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Sushi Train Spotters

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

I am to blame.

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Man on Stilts in a Market

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'I'm organic.'

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

Fast Food Sacrifice

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'