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Mushroom Foraging

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Eat me"

Holiday Supplies

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Tzatzikicicle

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"Phew, that was close."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Culture clash