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"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You do like octopus?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

6 Brothers Falafel

La Table

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"You owe me five bucks."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Bermuda Triangles

"Rump roast?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."