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'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Tzatzikicicle

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Culture clash

Spaghetti Road

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants