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'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Culture clash

Spaghetti Road

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants