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'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Holiday Supplies

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Culture clash

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

The First Roast Chicken.

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'