Wild West Foodie T-Shirts

The Upchuck Wagon

Cooking Cowboy

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Deliboys

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Cow duel.