Wild West Foodie T-Shirts

The Upchuck Wagon

Cooking Cowboy

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Deliboys

All-Verbal Westerns

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cow duel.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'