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"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Too much cilantro

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

I love Cannelloni

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Deliboys

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee Menu

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Tzatzikicicle

The Not So Wild West

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."