Western Flavor Explorer T-Shirts

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Dawing your Cellphone

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

I love Cannelloni

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Deliboys

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Tzatzikicicle

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Coffee Menu

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Whatever he's eating.'

The Not So Wild West

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.