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"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Deliboys

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Cow duel.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Billy the kiddy!"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."