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"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Convertible. Must be nice."

All-Verbal Westerns

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Deliboys

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Cow duel.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Billy the kiddy!"