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Paninis of the Old West

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"They're comfortable."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Dawing your Cellphone

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Skate or die."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Herb's from Texas."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'