Wildlife Gamer Gifts

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

"Cat box"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Marco ..."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Koala

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Giraffe Selfie

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'