Trail Cooking Gifts

'Well Cookie. . . it looks like some horse droppings, cattle droppings, some tumbleweeds, barbed wire and parts from an old wagon. . . What the heck do you call it??'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Sausages.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

His New Grillfriend

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Come and get it!"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Come and get it!'