Trail Cooking T-Shirts

'Well Cookie. . . it looks like some horse droppings, cattle droppings, some tumbleweeds, barbed wire and parts from an old wagon. . . What the heck do you call it??'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Come and get it!"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Come and get it!'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."