Outdoorsy Chef Gifts

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Sausages.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

Holiday Supplies

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"Who like 'em well done?"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Propane ran out.'

Dog waits for barbecue.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Wife with frying pan waits for hubby to catch fish.

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

Family Barbecue

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"