Outdoor Grilling Gifts

"Sunup? Already?"

'Shush kebab.'

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

'Put out the barbecue! Think of Global warming!'

Time for a barbeque!

'Well, at least you'll have plenty of charcoal for your grill.'

Embrace Winter

"How can you be out of wings?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Counting ribs

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Desert Island BBQ

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Filet minion

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."