Grilling Gifts

The King Can Do No Wrong

"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

On the Seventh Day

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Propane ran out.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I just sold the last T-bone, so this may take a while"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I've been grilling him for hours and he hasn't even started to sizzle!'

,'So, Honey, I was thinking, instead of barbecued steaks why don't we just order in a pizza?'

'Let's barbeque tonight.'

"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."

The Steakosaurus

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

'When I said I wanted to go out to eat, I meant farther out.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.

Turkey Fry on the Grill

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

"It was the only apron I could find."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"It say sausage, chicken portion...no, wait, its a barbecue"

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Dangerous Griller

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'