Summer Griller Gifts

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Counting ribs

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Desert Island BBQ

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Beach Barbecue

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Barbeque Casualty.

Filet minion

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."